Don't tell me bout something that you're not gonna do, assholes.
Fuck it. I hate it when people tell me about something that's we're gonna do the next day, but end up not doing any shit at all... 'Asshole', if you're uncertain whether or not we're going out today, please don't even bother telling me about it. Now you've further proven to me that I cannot believe the majority of the crap that comes out of your mouth. Thanks asshole.
- posted by John @ 4:04 PM

 
No one trusts me.
I was arguing with me friend about some topic. Throughout the night, he wasn't convinced by what I said at all, and stick to his stand. Ok, so today someone else told him something similar to what I had said, guess what, he was completely taken in. Well well, I don't find anything different between what I said and what the other fella said. In other words, my friend doesn't trust what I said. Weird shits. Fine. I guess in future you won't see me explaining/describing things to him anymore, since whatever I told him would probably enter one of his ear and come out of the other.
- posted by John @ 11:02 PM

 
Unbelievable...
It's hard to believe that a webby I made in my spare time for fun during my schooling days had a grand total hit of 1000+! Holy smokes, how the hell did these people find my site in the first place? I didn't tell many people (I'm sure I told less than 5 people), didn't do any site promotions or whatever and for some weird reason that many people actually visited the site?! Yeah, 1000 hits isn't really alot compared to others, but I just don't understand how come mine could get that much when the site contains nothing but bullshit. Almost a dozen people signed the guestbook, though most of the stuff in there are made up of vulgarities and stupid comments... The biggest thing that bugged me is how did they find the site?! Guess I'll never find out since I lost the password. Oh well...
- posted by John @ 5:38 AM

 
Some people appear to be smart, but are actually fucking stupid asses in disguise...
I realised that there are many people, who tried to say something that sounded very smart while being retarded asses themselves. It's the way they phrase their sentences that made it appear like something clever. I for instance, fall into such a piece of shitty trick once, it wasn't weeks later that's today then I realised.

These people would often give various reasons, or worthless examples/theories to prove their point. You see, even if their idea is wrong, they would say anything that sounded confusing just to confuse you/others and to make their worthless point. To them, confusing=correct. Ever since my awakening, I've been noticing that many people whom I once thought were smart wizzies, were actually stupid fucks in reality. I can tell you their main motives, it's either that they wanna sound smart and let other people feel impressed OR they probably wanna fulfil some personal goals by saying their usual buttload of bullshit.

Don't you just hate these smart alec wannabe fuckers?
- posted by John @ 8:30 PM

 
What the heck!
Damn! I put alot of effort into doing something this morning and I screwed it! Ha! I need to balance myself now, excuse me while I go do something with my usual slacker attitude.
- posted by John @ 5:56 PM

 
A can of pee for you Sir?
My Mom asked me to drink a can of vegetable juice today. Being a vege lover, I took a can and drank its contents. I had a shocking discovery...

1.5 Carrot + 2/5 Lemon + 2 Tomatoes + 2/5 Spinach + 2 Celeries + 1 Cabbage + 4 Broccolies + 4 Barley Greens = THE BEVERAGE EQUIVALENT OF URINE

No. I never tasted urine before but from what I had heard from pee-drinkers I am very sure that urine tastes like that can of crap. For those of you who wanted to know how urine tastes like but afraid of trying the real thing, here's the stuff for you. It's brand starts with 'K' and 'Country Life 100% Vegetable Juice' is on the can. Oh, there's another line at the bottom of the can that says, 'Keeps You Fit And Tastes Better'. ... Right... Pee sure taste better.
- posted by John @ 7:43 AM

 
7 things I need to do to become a better man.
1. Stop being a lazy ass.

2. Learn to control my anger.

3. Learn to take constructive criticisms.

4. Learn to ignore stupid flamings.

5. Don't do things tomorrow when I can do it today.

6. Learn to let go stuff that I cannot possess.

7. Know when to work and when to play.
- posted by John @ 4:13 AM