Sian ¼
Later must pia my project liao. Lanjiao... scared I cannot finish on time sia. Sian. Today really full of activities, yet I can't fully enjoy it because of the thought of the stupid project in my mind. Always when good things are coming in, I'll always be too busy to enjoy myself. Fate!!! Why must you do this to me? Hai... ...

Anyway today in the MRT train I saw one girl who looked exactly like my ex. I can say the resemblence is almost 90%. For once I really thought was her, but I guess this girl's older (She's like some office lady or something...) and that she's like taller than my ex. As for the face, also got difference like say the eyebrows. Hmmm... Well at least now I know how sexy my ex will look like in a few year's time. Sucks. I hate myself.
- posted by John @ 11:48 pm

 
Evil Demon Clawed HornyBearMon.
I think I'm very suah koo these days. One of my net friends just told me about a new cute, cudly plush toy known as the Gloomy Bear. She sent me the pic of it. I took a look, the first thing that came to my mind was that... IT'S EVIL.

I tell you, I can sense it man. One look and I know this filthy creature isn't up to any good. So I told her, I'll give him (Gloomy Bear) another name: Evil Demon Clawed HornyBearMon.

Firstly, he's evil. Secondly, he's rather demonic in appearance, look at that shitty pink colour, (I know there are other colours but pink is like the "default" one.) bloody hellish colour. Thirdly, his claws. Awesome weapon for tearing up his preys (or meals). Next, he looked like a horny creature to me that would not hesitate to hump underage girls in nature reserves. Lastly, he's a bear and a monster. Therefore, BearMon would be his scientific name, based on those crappy names from Digimon.

However, she begged to differ. She said that it's cute and stuff. Ok, so I thought maybe I was wrong about it. But I told her, I'm pretty sure that this creature ain't friendly to kids like her, or maybe even all humans. I believe he will try to act cute to lure those ignorant girls (most of the time underage girls) to buy him back home, After that maybe place him beside their bed or something. And when night falls, he will start to move around their room and remove their panties from under their blankets. Then he will shread whatever the girl is wearing and proceed with deflowering her by sticking his puny pee pee into their (often hairless) pussies!!! Of course he'll stuff a pair of panties into the victim's mouth to shut them up, flashing his claws and threatening that he'll slit her throat if she makes any noise.

Hmmm... Anyway, I did my own research and found some description that describes Gloomy Bears. Adult Gloomy Bear is a cute cuddley pink bear... with long sharp claws and a thirst for blood. Created by Osaka's Mori Chax. I was right afterall! I searched for more related stuff and find a blog containing some of the pictures of that EDCHBM doing some evil deeds! I told her (my friend) all bout that and she said, "I know... but it's still very cute worz~!". AIYO! How can like that!

Oh well, but I'm right bout it. It's not as friendly as what it seemed to be. Well... without the blood that is...
- posted by John @ 10:57 pm

 
Boredom: An invisible killer.
Life's so ironic sometimes.
Today I told of my my friends that somehow I feel very bored. And she said to me... "lol, you everyday also bored.".
HUH? Wait... let me clean my glasses. Did I see wrongly? I EVERYDAY ALSO BORED? Ok, you people may be getting blur at this point so let me tell you guys, this fella is the person who always tell me lanjiao stuff like: "Sian leh...", "Sian lah.." & "So sian...". Pot calling kettle black! I never say you, you dare to say me?! I complain and make noise once in a blue moon but to her machiam daily one. Some people really...

Boredom is such a killer. For some reason today I have this strange moodswing that makes me feel so darn sian. Sian until I wanted to go down to the local 7-11 and get myself a pack of cigarettes. Cigarettes are so darn expensive these days, expensive until it makes me stop smoking for 2 weeks. I must congratulate the Government because they're successful in their anti-smoking campaign. Well at least it works on me. For now...
- posted by John @ 2:50 am

 
Top 10 activities for a person with no life.
*Note that the following are not arranged in any order. Plus everything is written using a man's view. Do the gender math yourself. I won't be held responsible if anything bad happens to you after you read this post hor.

1. PCC
Bored? Sian? Lock yourself in your own room (or somewhere you won't get caught) and PCC away. Remember to standby some tissue paper to wipe your dick and hands after you PCC. Well... that is if you do wipe your dick or hands after you PCC.

2. Surf porn
Get yourself a broadband connection or something powerful. There are more pornsites on the internet than any other stupids sites that are available. Turn yourself into a porn guru. Besides, porn sites are good PCC materials.

3. Play online games
It's the IN thing now. Most geeks or nerds play such stuff. MMORPGS like Ultima online, Ragnarok online, Renewal online or even battle.net where you can play your blizzard games. Not only you get to pass time, it's pretty addictive. Maybe after a few days of continuous hardcore gaming without sleep, it'll cost you your life. Dead = No longer bored.

4. Count the number of hair you have on your body
Start counting now! It's definately a challenge. You'll be too occupied counting your hair you won't even feel bored!

5. Get a girlfriend
Imagine the number of stuff you and girlfriend can do in private! Wow!

6. Go IRC
The place where you get to chat with alot of people who (A) Have no life as well (B) Horny (C) Looking for sex partners (D) Looking for girl/boy friends (E) All of the above. This is just like the actual world without the need to talk face to face. You'll be surprised at many different types of crappy people you'll meet in IRC. You can be ANYTHING in IRC. Doctor? Lawyer? Policeman? Gigolo? Superman? Batman? You name it, you'll have it. Besides, if you're lucky, you may get to have cybersex with some shitty looking bitches in IRC, heck, maybe it's a guy in disguise but who cares ya?

7. Write a blog
Like me. Heck maybe update your blog 5-6 times a day. That'll sure keep you occupied.

8. Take drugs
You'll be too high to be bored and get reminded that you have no life. Sniffing glue will work fine as well!

9. Read a dictionary
Yes. Every single page. Maybe after this, you can go join some Word Scramble games. Confirm can win loh!

10. Visit some whores at Geylang
Not only you get to enjoy, you always help to boost abit of the crumbling economy! If it's your first time, remember to ask for ang bao (red packet) hor!
- posted by John @ 10:02 pm

 
Thursday Part 2: That is on Saturday?
Too tired to update on Friday because of soccer in the afternoon. Wait a minute, I said as though there are people reading my blog like that. KNS man. Anyways, I realised something yesterday, I suck at almost everything I do. Yeah... what a discovery man.

Come to think about it, I thought I have alot of stuff to write for my part 2, but I think there isn't anything left to be mentioned in part 2 since almost everything I wanted to say was in Part 1. Aiyo... think I'm becoming retarded or what. I think I'll add something later... like maybe an article on "Top 10 activities for a person with no life." or something like that... Arghhh... Shitty life.
- posted by John @ 5:44 pm

 
Thursday Part 1: It's a Small World (Don't play²! Got sequel one ok!)
*Updates*
-Changed the stupid template. The previous one was like shit loh. I see liao also fury man.
-Changed to a larger font. I really don't understand why alot of people like to use fanciful and tiny lanjiao-like fonts on their sites. For other people to read? I think for my dick to read better! No wonder nowadays so many people wear specs...
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Aiyo, what should I say sia. Hahahaha! This world is a small world sia. I actually found something related to someone who was quite close to me on the net. Really stunned me for 1 minute man. I must really give myself a pat on the back for being such a powerful person when it comes to finding stuff online.

Read a few blogs of some girls. The most saddening one I'd read is about this girl whose brother passed away. Really damn fucking sad to see those stuff she put up man. Hai... Sad world lah. Hope she don't so sad, people come and go one. Nothing last forever.

Another one is bout this girl who said that her friend is right, bout telling her why she wanted to post her diary (meaning her fucking blog) on the net and let everyone read. In the first place, if you didn't jio your stupid friends to come and read your damn blog, who would know that it's YOU writing all those crap?! Actually, WHO would bother to read?! So bo liao like me meh? I don't think got alot loh... If you wanna make a blog whereby you will spit out alot of dirty secrets, DON'T TELL ANYBODY ELSE.

To be continued...
- posted by John @ 9:59 am

 
Peace At Last!
Well well... guess what? I felt so much better today. I guess I know the reason behind it but I think I'll just tell myself that it's not the answer. (WTF am I talking about?!)

I think boredom is something that's very scary. Initially I thought I could cope with it, but I guess not. I remember one of my friends used to say:

"When you start to hope everyday that your friends would ask you out, it shows that you have a sad life. (otherwise no life also can.)"


I used to laugh at this sentence, guess not now. Seriously I really hope that some of my regular friends would actually ask me out for soccer or maybe some LAN gaming stuff. I've been looking forward to it everyday. Sad life huh? Well... I think there are some reasons why I have no life now.

1. My comp sucks.
Yes, that's a reason. Coz my PC suck so bad, I can't even play any games manufactured after 1997. You know since the day I started idling, I could had became a PC game guru IF my comp was able to play "modern" games ya know? You know playing games (especially RPGs) can really waste away chunks of time. Why I didn't go for an upgrade? Why would I wanna waste $ upgrading a piece of junk? I could jolly well buy a new one... but that won't happen this year I suppose...

2. I didn't get myself a pair of trackshoes yet.
Yeah, with a pair of trackshoes, I would had gone running everyday at the nearby stadium. I guess I should had bought it when I was buying my soccer boots... Oh well...

3. I didn't have enough cash at hand.
yeah, you would surely ask me why didn't I get a damn job eh? Well, I'll be enlisted into the army pretty soon, how long can I actually work? Ok, excuses...

I think that's bout all. I guess it's crap. There's no excuse for being bored, we can always find some shit to do. Yeah yeah, I know that shit. I think I'll just go find something to do tomorrow.

Scar Tissue.mp3
With the birds I share this lonely view... ... Hai.... ....
- posted by John @ 6:34 am

 
Confused little kid = Me
Well... I felt much better today. Maybe because I kinda get over the game stuff (about 50%). Silly me. I don't know whether is it coincidence or what, I was watching some drama serial on TV and heard one line that hit me in the head again today.

Actor: "Since you like to draw so much, why don't you study Art?"

Actress: "Nah... I don't want to turn my hobby into stress."

Looks like she's right, I've turned my favourite game into the main source of my pressure and stress. Think I've take it too seriously. Come to think about it, stuff that I usually put in alot of effort doing end up like shit and those that I anyhow do always end up something great or something that's worth mentioning. I think it's my destiny that I can't take alot of things seriously. Oh well. It's contradicting though, when many people say that pick a job that you're interested in/like to do. I wonder will it become another source of stress for those who did the above. It's a mess I tell you!
- posted by John @ 2:52 am

 
I'm becoming a rankwhore... (Fucking sadness ensue)
Bloody hell... I can't believe this actually happened to me. I'm becoming a rankwhore (a player who focuses on rising among rankings). I actually forsaked my sleep, jerking off and meals just to focus on playing some online text based war game!

WTF. Seriously, now I don't feel that the game is as fun as what it used to be when I just started playing. For now I'm quite high up in the rankings and everyday I'm worried that my "kingdom" may be attacked by other people or whether I will fail my attacks or not or worried about my stupid online reputation whether how other shitheads think bout me. Damn... I'm really getting paranoid these days. Always having waves and waves of mood swings and shit. I guess this is the end for me, I'm going crazy... it's just a matter of time.

Pray for me that I can overcome this nonsense that's happening in me. Hai.... ...
- posted by John @ 7:26 pm